ONE UGLY BABY

By

Michael Edwin Q.

I was on a plane yesterday. A young woman was holding her baby.

Some guy who had too much to drink was on his way to the toilet.

He stopped in front of her. “Wow, gee lady, that is the ugliest baby I ever seen!”

The woman burst into tears and everyone on the plane felt sorry for her.

She held the baby tight and continued to cry.

The stewardess stood over the woman.

“You poor dear, don’t listen to what that guy said. He’s drunk. Now you just calm down. “Everything is going to be alright.

 “See, I brought you a cup of nice hot tea, and I even got a banana for you monkey.”

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